Think Bates Motel, but with more koopalings – Hotel Mario is almost as horrific. A shoddy puzzle game developed for the Philips CD-i console, this one thankfully wasn’t developed by Nintendo, but Philips Fantasy Factory instead. Featuring unresponsive controls and bizarre full-motion video cutscenes, Mario has to work his way through a series of hotels… shutting doors. Not exactly a vintage outing for Mario. It’s often considered the worst of all the Mario games.

Don’t believe us? Check out this montage of its awful, awful cutscenes. Don’t blame us for any lost sleep though…

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